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  • Grandpa's secret places

    The corners locals keep for themselves, not the top-ten list: a garden on the hill, a museum nobody queues for, a lane of tiled houses. City by city, checked and dated.

  • Things to do, not things to stare at

    Bars with live music, markets, dances, a workshop where you paint your own tile. Grandpa tells you when to go, what it costs and what to skip.

  • A day out with grandpa

    A free day in the city? Take his route: stop by stop, the walk in between, a long lunch somewhere good. Don't like it? He'll grumble, then give you another.

  • New cities every week

    We start with Lisbon, Paris, Rome, Barcelona and London, then add more cities and more unusual corners of the world, every week.

You know this feeling

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The endless search

You read ten lists that all say the same thing, and none says what to skip.

The same ten places

Every list sends you to the same fountain, and the same crowd is already standing there.

The empty afternoon

You are in the city, the clock is ticking, and the phone offers a hundred pins and no plan.

Grandpa knows where the locals go. He tells you, in a few words, and you go.

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Grandpa's secret places

No fountains, no statues, no queues. The corners locals keep for themselves, and things to do there: a fado tavern, a jazz cellar, a Sunday market. Pick a city.

New cities every week.

Lisbon

  • Santana / Avenida da Liberdade hill

    Jardim do Torel

    A small hilltop garden with a grassy terrace, a kiosk with outdoor seats and a wide view over Baixa and the river.

    Sunset here? Pah. Bring cheese, bring a coat, and walk up like a Christian. The funicular is asleep, same as me after lunch.

    Time
    1–2 h
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Late afternoon, an hour before sunset
  • Thing to do: Live music

    Graca

    Tasca do Jaime: weekend fado vadio

    A tiny family tavern where, every weekend afternoon, neighbours and regulars take turns singing amateur fado over red wine and cod fritters.

    Fado? In my day we sang it to the soup. Go on Sunday, order the cod fritters, and for the love of cheese, do not talk while Dona Pimpona sings.

    Time
    2–3 h
    Price
    No entry fee
    Best
    Saturday, Sunday or holiday, from about 17:30
  • Alfama / Se

    Museu do Aljube - Resistance and Freedom

    A small museum inside the former political prison of the dictatorship, with the barred cells still in place and testimonies of the people held here.

    A prison turned museum. I remember when the jailer was my cousin. Or was that a cheese shop? Four euros, and the cells are free of rent.

    Time
    1.5–2 h
    Price
    EUR 4
    Best
    Tuesday–Friday morning
  • Thing to do: Live music

    Alvalade

    Tavola Jazz Club

    A 50-seat jazz bar tucked up two flights of concrete steps in a quiet Alvalade street, with live jazz five nights a week and almost no amplification.

    A jazz club behind two sets of stairs. Naturally I knew it before it opened. Sit by the drums, drink slowly, and clap only when the fish is done swimming.

    Time
    2 h
    Price
    About EUR 12.50
    Best
    Wed–Sat, music from about 22:00
  • Ajuda

    Jardim Botanico da Ajuda

    Portugal's oldest botanical garden (1768): clipped box hedges, baroque fountains, terraces over the river and a few free-roaming peacocks.

    Oldest garden in the country. I planted half of it, mostly by sitting still. Mind the peacocks.

    Time
    1–1.5 h
    Price
    EUR 2
    Best
    Weekday morning
  • Thing to do: Live music

    Graca / Intendente edge

    Damas

    A former neighbourhood bakery turned bar, restaurant and tiny concert room where the old ovens still sit in the wall and a different band plays almost every night.

    A bakery that sells music instead of bread. Still hot at midnight. I approve, though the ovens used to be bigger.

    Time
    2–3 h
    Price
    Concerts free to about EUR 10
    Best
    Thursday to Saturday from 22:00
  • Campolide / Alcantara valley

    Aguas Livres Aqueduct walk

    A walk along the top of the 18th-century stone aqueduct that survived the great earthquake, 65 m above the Alcantara valley.

    Walk across if you dare. The big arch? I held it up personally during the earthquake. Allegedly. Four euros, and the view is better than my knees.

    Time
    1 h
    Price
    EUR 4 self-guided
    Best
    Morning, dry and clear day
  • Thing to do: By the river

    Cacilhas / Almada (across the Tagus)

    Ferry to Cacilhas and the Jardim do Rio sunset

    A 10-minute public ferry to the other bank, then a riverside walk to a grassy garden facing the 25 de Abril bridge, with a free glass lift up the cliff.

    You cross the river for lunch like a sensible person. Take the ferry back at sunset and tell nobody. The bridge looks better when it is not crowded.

    Time
    3 h
    Price
    Ferry about EUR 2
    Best
    2–3 hours before sunset
  • Baixa / Restauradores

    Casa do Alentejo

    A plain doorway off a busy street opens into a Moorish-style palace courtyard with tiles, palms and carved balconies.

    Looks like a palace in Marrakech, smells like migas. The door is plain. Humble people hide good things.

    Time
    30–60 min
    Price
    Free to enter the courtyard
    Best
    Late morning
  • Thing to do: Workshop

    Graca

    Hand-painted azulejo workshop in Graca

    A small workshop in a corner shop where you paint your own tile by hand with mineral pigments, then collect it kiln-fired the next day.

    Blue tiles, steady hand. I painted a tile once in 1743 and it is still on a wall. Do not copy the wobble, copy the patience.

    Time
    1.5 h
    Price
    About EUR 45 a tile
    Best
    10:30 or 15:00 slot, booked ahead

Grandpa's own route

Grandpa's Graca Saturday: tiles, a long lunch, a ginja and fado

About 7 hours, on foot with one short tram or walk back uphill. Best on a Saturday or Sunday so the fado is on.

  1. 10:30

    Hand-painted azulejo workshop, Graca

    Start by making something with your hands. Paint one tile with a patient local artist (book the 10:30 slot) and leave it to be fired for tomorrow.

    Then: 5 minutes on foot downhill to Rua do Sol a Graca.

  2. 12:15

    Vila Berta

    A quiet 20-minute stroll through a tiny 1900s workers' lane of tiled walls and iron balconies. Keep your voice low, people live here, and do not photograph into windows.

    Then: 15 minutes on foot downhill into Mouraria (or bus 734 from Graca).

  3. 12:45

    Ze da Mouraria

    Lunch where the queue forms at the door and the menu is in Portuguese. Share one giant plate (bifinhos ao alhinho, garlic steak, or the bacalhau) between two. Cash only, lunch only, queue from about 12:45.

    Then: 15 minutes on foot via Martim Moniz and Rossio to Rua das Portas de Santo Antao, or metro Martim Moniz to Rossio, 3 minutes.

  4. 14:30

    Ginjinha Sem Rival and the Casa do Alentejo courtyard

    Drink a standing shot of ginja (sour cherry liqueur, about EUR 2) at Ginjinha Sem Rival, number 7 on the same street, with the cherry. Then climb the plain door at number 58 and look down on the Moorish courtyard for 20 minutes. It is free.

    Then: Walk 10 minutes to Martim Moniz, then tram 28 about 12 minutes up to Graca (queues are long, or walk 25 minutes uphill through Mouraria).

  5. 16:30

    Tasca do Jaime

    Order an imperial (small draught beer), the cod fritters with tomato rice (about EUR 10) and stand or sit wherever there is room. The singing starts at 16:00 but gets warm from 17:30. Stay until the sun goes, and be silent while anyone sings.

    Then: Finish. The Graca viewpoint is 5 minutes on foot if you want a last look at the river; tram 28 or bus back down to the city.

Paris

  • 5th arr., Latin Quarter

    Arènes de Lutèce

    A Roman amphitheatre hidden behind apartment blocks, where locals play pétanque on the old arena floor.

    Gladiators fought here. Now old men throw metal balls. Honestly, progress is overrated.

    Time
    30–45 min
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Late afternoon
  • Thing to do: Live music

    4th arr., Marais

    38Riv jazz cellar jam session

    A 12th-century vaulted cellar where musicians of every level jam until after midnight for the price of a coffee and a beer.

    Stone cellar, loud musicians, cheap beer. Finally a place that makes sense.

    Time
    2–3 h
    Price
    Jam sessions EUR 9 full
    Best
    Thursday 23:00
  • 9th arr., South Pigalle

    Musée de la Vie Romantique

    A small green-shuttered 1830 mansion on a cobbled courtyard, with free collections and a tea garden.

    Pretty little house, free to enter. Suspicious. Nobody gives anything away in Paris. Go.

    Time
    1–1.5 h
    Price
    Free permanent collection
    Best
    Weekday late morning, tea in the garden
  • Thing to do: Live music

    5th arr., Latin Quarter

    Le Piano Vache (free gypsy jazz Mondays)

    A poster-covered student bar behind the Pantheon, open since 1969, with free gypsy jazz every Monday and blues on Tuesday.

    Free music, old posters, a dog under the table. If this is a trap, I walk into it every Monday.

    Time
    2–3 h
    Price
    Free concerts
    Best
    Monday from 21:00
  • 13th arr., Butte-aux-Cailles

    Cité Florale

    A tiny quarter of cobbled lanes named after flowers, lined with ivy-covered cottages from 1928.

    Streets named after flowers. In my day streets were named after generals. Flowers smell better.

    Time
    30–45 min
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Morning or late afternoon in spring
  • Thing to do: Market

    12th arr., Bastille-Aligre

    Marche d'Aligre (open-air market, covered hall and flea stalls)

    The market where Parisians do their real shopping: street stalls, a 19th-century covered hall and a flea market on one square.

    Go early, bring cash, argue about the tomatoes. That is how you know it is real.

    Time
    1–1.5 h
    Price
    Free to enter
    Best
    Saturday or Sunday morning
  • 20th arr., Belleville

    Parc de Belleville viewpoint

    The hilltop park where Belleville locals bring wine, bread and friends for sunset over the whole city.

    Climb the hill, look down. The whole city looks smaller. Same as my problems.

    Time
    1–2 h
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Sunset
  • Thing to do: Join in

    19th arr., Stalingrad-Riquet

    Bal Pop' at CENTQUATRE (free dance night)

    A free dance party in a former funeral-parlour hall, with live bands and DJs and a crowd of neighbours aged 6 to 76.

    Free dancing with strangers of all ages. I will stand by the wall and tap my foot. Do not tell anyone.

    Time
    2–4 h
    Price
    Free entry
    Best
    Sat 31 Oct 2026, 18:30–23:00
  • 19th arr., Buttes-Chaumont

    Butte Bergeyre

    A car-light hilltop hamlet with its own vineyard, beehives, and a view to Sacré-Cœur.

    Stairs up, no shops, no crowds. A village for people who hate small talk. My kind of place.

    Time
    45–60 min
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Sunset

Grandpa's own route

Grandpa's Left Bank day: market, ruins and free jazz

half a day to evening (about 7 hours with a long break; start 10:00, bar from 17:00)

  1. 10:00

    Marche d'Aligre (outdoor stalls)

    Start with coffee and a pastry, then walk the stalls. Buy cheese, bread and fruit for lunch. Do it Tue-Sun; the market is closed on Monday.

    Then: 3 min on foot to the covered hall on the same square.

  2. 11:15

    Marche Beauvau (covered hall, Aligre)

    Pick up lunch: cheese, ham, a baguette, something sweet. Browse the flea stalls in rue d'Aligre on the way out.

    Then: About 35 min on foot via Pont d'Austerlitz and the Jardin des Plantes, or about 25 min by metro (change likely); walking is better.

  3. 12:45

    Arenes de Lutece

    Picnic on the old stone terraces, watch the petanque game on the arena floor, stay a while.

    Then: About 10 min on foot via rue Monge and rue Laplace to the Pantheon side.

  4. 17:00

    Le Piano Vache

    Happy hour from 17:00 (drinks). Tuesday blues from 19:30 or Monday gypsy jazz from 21:00, both free. Eat from the kitchen if hungry. Note: Monday means the market is closed, so use Tuesday for the whole route.

    Then: End of route. Metro Cardinal Lemoine (line 10) is 2 min away.

Rome

  • Ostiense / Garbatella

    Centrale Montemartini

    Rome's first public power plant, now a museum where ancient marble statues stand between giant black diesel engines and boilers.

    Gods and diesel engines, kid. I told Caesar to plug in the turbine himself. He wouldn't listen.

    Time
    1.5–2 h
    Price
    EUR 11
    Best
    Tuesday–Friday right at 9:00 opening
  • Thing to do: Market

    Testaccio

    Mercato di Testaccio

    A covered neighbourhood market where Romans eat lunch standing up: fresh pasta, supplì, panini and wine between the produce stalls.

    Pasta for eight euros and nobody holding a flag. Eat first, look at the ruins under your feet after.

    Time
    1–1.5 h
    Price
    Free to enter
    Best
    Tuesday–Saturday, arrive 11:30–13:00
  • Garbatella (south, Municipio VIII)

    Garbatella

    A 1920s garden-city neighbourhood of courtyards, arches and small lots, with honest Roman trattorias.

    No tour buses here. Just washing lines and gossip. Ninety years of it, I counted.

    Time
    2–3 h
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Late morning into lunch
  • Thing to do: Market

    Trastevere

    Porta Portese Sunday market

    Rome's giant Sunday flea market, a weekly ritual for Romans: vinyl, books, vintage clothes, junk and the occasional treasure along a two-kilometre maze of streets.

    Everything from pills to jumbo jets, they say. I sold Gino a clock here once. He still owes me.

    Time
    1.5–3 h
    Price
    Free to enter
    Best
    Sunday 7:30–9:30
  • Appio-Latino / Tuscolano (south-east)

    Parco degli Acquedotti

    A big grassy park crossed by long ruined arcades of ancient Roman aqueducts, with pines and sheep country feel.

    The Romans carried water here before you carried phones. Slowly, like me. Take a sandwich.

    Time
    1.5–3 h
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Late afternoon for golden light on the arches
  • Thing to do: Live music

    Monti

    Charity Cafe (live jazz and blues)

    A tiny cellar bar on Via Panisperna where live jazz or blues plays almost every night, with benches a few steps from the band.

    A cellar, a sax and eleven musicians who never met. Buy one drink, kid, and sit still. That is the whole trick.

    Time
    1.5–3 h
    Price
    First drink about EUR 8–10
    Best
    Wednesday–Saturday, music from about 22:00
  • Celio / Monti, near the Colosseum

    Basilica di San Clemente (the layers below)

    A 12th-century church built on a 4th-century church built on a Roman house with a Mithras temple and a running underground stream.

    Three churches in one, plus a bull-killing god. Stairs, kid. Always stairs. Mind your shell.

    Time
    1–1.5 h
    Price
    Church free, excavations EUR 10
    Best
    Weekday around 15:00
  • Thing to do: Evening out

    Pigneto / Prenestino

    Pigneto after dark

    A former working-class quarter of low houses, murals and a pedestrian street where Romans have an aperitivo and stay out late.

    No monuments. Just murals, bad parking and good company. Come hungry, leave late, mind the bicycles.

    Time
    2–4 h
    Price
    Free to walk
    Best
    Thursday–Saturday, from 18:30 for aperitivo into the night
  • Thing to do: Day out

    Appia Antica Regional Park (south)

    Via Appia Antica on a Sunday

    Walk or ride the original Roman road between tombs, umbrella pines and farm fields, when Romans take it over on foot and bike.

    Two thousand years of cobbles, kid. I walked them in sandals. Wear proper shoes, I will not carry you.

    Time
    3–5 h
    Price
    Road is free
    Best
    Sunday, from morning

Grandpa's own route

Grandpa's Roman day: lots, engines, lunch and jazz

About 6 hours on foot from 10:30, then a free gap before the jazz at 19:00. Tuesday to Saturday only (Montemartini is closed Monday, the market closed Sunday).

  1. 10:30

    Garbatella

    Metro B to Garbatella. Coffee on Piazza Brin, then wander the courtyards, the Pincetto lookout and the arch on Piazza Sant'Eurosia. Keep your voice down, people live here.

    Then: 12 minutes on foot down to Via Ostiense.

  2. 11:45

    Centrale Montemartini

    Marble gods between black diesel engines. An hour is enough. EUR 11.

    Then: Bus or metro B to Piramide (about 6 minutes), then 10 minutes on foot to the market; or 25 minutes walking along Via Ostiense.

  3. 13:00

    Mercato di Testaccio

    Lunch standing up: fresh pasta, a supplì, a panino from Mordi e Vai, a glass of wine at the central tables. Arrive before 14:00, stalls close early.

    Then: Walk 5 minutes to Piramide, metro B two stops to Colosseo, then 5 minutes on foot to Piazza San Clemente (about 20 minutes).

  4. 15:30

    Basilica di San Clemente

    Go down through three layers of Rome to the Mithras temple and the underground stream. Book the EUR 10 excavation slot online first.

    Then: Free gap: stroll Monti (15 minutes on foot to Via Panisperna 68) and have a coffee or an early drink.

  5. 19:00

    Charity Cafe

    Happy hour first, then live jazz or blues from about 22:00 (Sunday early concert 19:00-21:30). One drink covers the music. Finish with a glass of wine and stay as long as the band does.

    Then: Metro B from Cavour is 5 minutes on foot; last metro around 23:30, night bus or taxi after.

Barcelona

  • Montjuïc (Poble-sec), Sants-Montjuïc

    Mossèn Costa i Llobera Cactus Gardens

    A free hillside garden of about 800 cactus and succulent species facing the port, on the sunny seaward slope of Montjuïc.

    Cactus garden? I planted half of these myself, back when the port was a puddle. Mind the spines, kid.

    Time
    45–60 min
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Morning or late afternoon light
  • Thing to do: Eat & drink

    Barceloneta, Ciutat Vella

    La Cova Fumada

    A sign-less family tavern from 1944 behind the Barceloneta market, where the bomba was invented and the menu is still on a chalkboard.

    No sign on the door. If you need a sign to find good food, kid, you're lost already. Eat the bomba.

    Time
    45–60 min
    Price
    About EUR 20–30 a person
    Best
    Weekday, before 11:00
  • Poble-sec, Sants-Montjuïc

    Refugi 307 Air-Raid Shelter

    A Spanish Civil War bomb shelter with about 400 m of tunnels dug by neighbours, visited only on a short guided tour.

    Hid in a shelter like this once, waiting out a storm. Three years, nobody noticed. Turtles are patient.

    Time
    1 h
    Price
    EUR 3.50
    Best
    Sat–Sun only, book the tour
  • Thing to do: Join in

    Poble-sec, Sants-Montjuïc

    Castellers del Poble-sec open rehearsal

    Watch a neighbourhood team practise human towers in their own clubhouse, free, any Tuesday or Friday evening.

    Humans standing on humans. In my day we just stood on our own two feet. All four of them.

    Time
    45–90 min
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Tuesday or Friday evening, arrive about 20:00
  • Horta, Horta-Guinardó

    Carrer d'Aiguafreda (the Laundresses' Street)

    A tiny village lane of eight low whitewashed houses with their old wells and washing basins, once home to Horta's laundresses.

    Laundresses here washed my shell twice a week. Cleanest turtle in Catalonia. Still waiting for the bill.

    Time
    20–30 min
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Morning
  • Thing to do: Live music

    El Raval, Ciutat Vella

    23 Robadors

    A 30-seat hole-in-the-wall bar where flamenco and jazz musicians play for about EUR 10, with the audience mostly locals and music students.

    Thirty seats and a guitar. I once sang here. They asked me to stop. Still the best review I ever got.

    Time
    1–2 h
    Price
    EUR 10
    Best
    Sets at 20:00 and 22:00
  • Thing to do: Market

    Sant Antoni, Eixample

    Sant Antoni Sunday market

    Since 1937, every Sunday morning, stalls of second-hand books, comics, vinyl, stamps and coins fill and surround the old iron market hall.

    Old books, old coins, old men arguing about both. Finally, my kind of crowd.

    Time
    1–1.5 h
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Sunday 09:00–11:00
  • Thing to do: Eat & drink

    Sant Antoni, Eixample

    Bar Calders (Sunday vermut)

    A neighbourhood terrace on a tiny pedestrian passage where Sant Antoni does l'hora del vermut, draught vermouth and tapas, on Sundays.

    Vermouth before lunch. Eight hundred years and nobody has ever told me to go home early. Another round.

    Time
    1–2 h
    Price
    About EUR 10–25 a person
    Best
    Sunday 12:00–13:30

Grandpa's own route

Grandpa's lazy Sunday in Sant Antoni and Poble-sec

about 6 hours (08:45-14:45), on foot

  1. 08:45

    Sant Antoni Sunday market

    Start early with the collectors. Walk the stalls, dig through old comics and vinyl, buy one book you cannot read.

    Then: Walk about 14 min south to Carrer Nou de la Rambla 175 (about 1 km, flat, via Carrer de Manso and Poble Sec).

  2. 10:20

    Refugi 307 air-raid shelter

    The 10:30 English tour walks the real tunnels the neighbours dug in the Civil War. Book ahead for EUR 3.50.

    Then: Walk about 10 min back north to Carrer del Parlament 25.

  3. 11:45

    Bar Calders

    Vermouth hour. Order the house vermut from the tap with anchovies and tapas, sit on the terrace and do nothing for an hour.

    Then: Walk about 25 min up to Montjuïc, via Poble Sec and Carretera de Miramar (uphill); take a taxi if your legs complain, about 6 min.

  4. 13:45

    Mossèn Costa i Llobera Cactus Gardens

    End in the desert pocket above the port. Sit under the palms and look at the harbour. Leave by 14:45; the gardeners work until 14:30.

    Then: End of route. Evening idea: 23 Robadors in El Raval, 20:00 or 22:00 set, EUR 10 (Metro L3 Paral·lel to Drassanes).

London

  • City of London (near Monument / Tower Hill)

    St Dunstan in the East

    The ruined walls and tower of a Wren church, bombed in the Blitz and turned into a leafy public garden.

    Bombs knocked the roof off, ivy moved in. Honestly, the ivy has better manners than the tenants before it.

    Time
    15–30 min
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Morning or late afternoon
  • Thing to do: Eat & drink

    Hatton Garden / Holborn (EC1)

    Ye Olde Mitre

    A tiny wood-panelled pub from 1546 hidden down an alley between two buildings, with a cherry-tree trunk built into the bar.

    Hidden in an alley so only the thirsty find it. Bishops, thieves, me, same stool. Mind the cherry tree, it was here first.

    Time
    1–2 h
    Price
    Pay as you go
    Best
    Weekday late afternoon or Saturday early afternoon
  • Walthamstow, E17 (north-east London)

    God's Own Junkyard

    A warehouse on an industrial estate crammed with thousands of salvaged and handmade neon signs, with a cafe-bar inside.

    Sign says junkyard, but I've seen less glow in a lighthouse. Go Friday, bring sunglasses, leave the big camera.

    Time
    45–90 min
    Price
    Free entry
    Best
    Friday or Saturday evening
  • Thing to do: Live music

    Dalston, Hackney (N16)

    Vortex Jazz Club

    A volunteer-run 100-seat jazz club on a Dalston square, with live music six nights a week and tickets from GBP 6.

    Hundred seats, a pillar in the middle, and the best trumpet in London. I sat behind the pillar. Heard everything.

    Time
    2–3 h
    Price
    GBP 6-25 per gig
    Best
    Any evening Tue-Sun
  • Leamouth / Docklands, E14 (east London)

    Trinity Buoy Wharf Lighthouse (Longplayer)

    London's only lighthouse, an experimental one from the 1860s where a 1,000-year-long piece of music plays on weekends.

    The song here started in 1999 and ends in 2999. I plan to hear the ending. Slowly.

    Time
    1–2 h
    Price
    Free
    Best
    Weekend afternoon
  • Thing to do: Market

    Bermondsey (SE1)

    Maltby Street Market

    A cobbled alley under railway arches where about 30 traders cook raclette, steaks and doughnuts and the crowd is thin enough to think.

    Borough's little brother has better manners. Doughnut first, opinions after.

    Time
    1.5–2.5 h
    Price
    Free entry
    Best
    Saturday 10am-noon
  • Thing to do: Join in

    Primrose Hill / Camden (NW1)

    London Ceilidh Club at Cecil Sharp House

    A three-hour Scottish folk dance night with a live band and a caller, for people who have never danced a step.

    Eighty percent of the room doesn't know the steps. That's the charm. I step on toes, everyone apologises. Very British.

    Time
    3 h
    Price
    GBP 27
    Best
    Friday or Saturday night
  • Thing to do: Steam & swim

    Bayswater (W2)

    Porchester Spa

    London's oldest public Turkish bath, a 1929 art deco building with three hot rooms, steam rooms and a cold plunge pool, at a local-council price.

    Steam, marble and no phones. Finally a room as warm as my shell. Bring your own towel, I'm not lending mine.

    Time
    2–3 h
    Price
    GBP 31.95 adult
    Best
    Weekday morning

Grandpa's own route

Grandpa's Saturday: arches, ruins, a 1546 pub and a dance

About 4.5 hours by day (11:00-17:30), plus an optional ceilidh evening (doors 19:00, ends 23:00)

  1. 11:00

    Maltby Street Market

    Breakfast and an early lunch under the railway arches: a doughnut and coffee first, then a hot dish from a stall (raclette, steak or dumplings). Eat standing on the cobbles, be gone before the noon crowd.

    Then: 30 minutes on foot across Tower Bridge to Monument.

  2. 13:15

    St Dunstan in the East

    Sit on a bench inside the ivy-covered ruins of a Wren church. Quiet, free, 20 to 30 minutes. Digest.

    Then: About 30 minutes: walk 8 minutes to Bank, Central line two stops to Chancery Lane, 8-minute walk to Ely Court.

  3. 14:45

    Ye Olde Mitre

    Drink: a pint of real ale and a toastie in a 1546 pub hidden in an alley (kitchen closes at 4pm on Saturday). Find the cherry-tree trunk in the front bar and the six-by-ten-foot snug. Stay until about 17:00.

    Then: About 30 minutes: Chancery Lane to Tottenham Court Road (Central), Northern line to Camden Town, 10-minute walk.

  4. 17:30

    Early dinner near Camden Town

    Eat something warm before the dance; pick any independent place away from Camden Lock (not checked by us, so no named recommendation).

    Then: 10 minutes on foot to Cecil Sharp House.

  5. 19:30

    London Ceilidh Club at Cecil Sharp House

    End the day dancing with strangers: doors 19:00, dancing 20:00-23:00, caller teaches every dance. Only on ceilidh dates (next listed: Sat 7 Nov 2026), so book first; otherwise end at the pub.

    Then: Camden Town tube, 10-minute walk, night buses and the Northern line home.

Photos are AI illustrations, not snapshots. The places, hours and prices are real, checked in October 2026.

Where grandpa's tips come from

No guessing and no copied top-ten lists.

  1. Locals first

    Places come from people who live there: city forums, Reddit threads, local blogs. Then the hours and prices are checked against the place's own website, where it has one.

  2. Checked, and dated

    Every place in the guide shows when we last checked it, and links to where it came from.

  3. Grandpa's opinion

    The facts come from the sources. The advice on when to go and what to skip is his, and he is stubborn about it.

Hours and rules change. Always check the official website before you go.

Why not just Google Maps, TripAdvisor or ChatGPT?

They are good at what they do. Here is what Trully adds. Today you get the web guide; the app follows in December 2026.

QuestionGoogle MapsTripAdvisorChatGPTTrully app (Dec 2026)
What it is known forA map with places and reviewsRatings and a crowd of reviewsAnswers to anything you askSecret places and day routes from a grumpy, kind old turtle
Where the facts come fromPlaces, photos and reviews from many peopleReviews from many travelersGeneral knowledge, so check the details yourselfLocals on forums and Reddit, then checked against each place's own website, with a date
Your free dayDirections between places you pickLists of top attractionsA plan if you ask, check the detailsGrandpa's own day route, stop by stop
The voiceNeutralNeutralWhatever you ask forOne consistent grandpa who tells you what to skip

Based on what these services are generally known for. Trully's web guide is open today; the app launches in December 2026.

Read this far? Grandpa approves.

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What works today, what comes next

If the app is not in the App Store and Google Play by 31 December 2026, we refund everyone in full. No need to ask.

  1. Today

    The web guide

    Grandpa's secret places and routes in 5 cities: Lisbon, Paris, Rome, Barcelona, London. Open right after you pay.

  2. Every week

    New cities

    More cities, then more unusual corners of the world. New cities every week.

  3. December 2026

    The app

    Trully on iPhone and Android: grandpa's places, his routes, a map and his tips. Your lifetime access is already waiting.

Questions, answered grumpily

What is Trully?

A travel app with a grandpa turtle who knows each city like a local. He shows you authentic, little-known places and things to do there (bars with live music, markets, dances), and walks you through his own day routes. Planning a trip or already there, it helps either way.

When does it come out?

December 2026. If the app is not available for download in the App Store and Google Play by 31 December 2026, we refund everyone in full. No need to ask.

What do I get right after paying?

Instant access to Grandpa's web guides for Lisbon, Paris, Rome, Barcelona and London: his secret places and his day routes. Plus a lifetime spot in the app when it launches. We also email you the guide link so you don't lose it.

What if I change my mind?

Within 14 days of paying, you can get your money back, no questions asked. And if the app isn't in the App Store and Google Play by 31 December 2026, we refund everyone in full. No need to ask. See the refund policy for the details.

Is it on iPhone and Android?

Yes, both iPhone and Android. We count it as launched when the app can be downloaded from the App Store and Google Play.

Which cities are covered?

The guides start with Lisbon, Paris, Rome, Barcelona and London. The app aims for 15-20 cities at the start, then adds more unusual places around the world every week.

Is the price really one-time?

Yes. $29.99 once, lifetime access. It is a founding price for our first supporters and is only available until launch.

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